What?!

I don't believe it! Thanksgiving is next week? I'm not ready for it. How about a bit of humor to get in the mood?

"Where's Aunt Florence?"

After Thanksgiving dinner, the adults gathered in the living room to exchange reminiscences, while the children went into the family room to play. Suddenly our hostess noticed that an elderly relative was missing. "Where's Aunt Florence?" she asked. From across the room came a masculine drawl, "Oh, she's with the kids, bridging the generation gap."

-- Contributed by Florence M. Mortimer